The Matt-is-mean-to-me Page

M is for the Math, he makes me listen to...
A is for Attack, he'd rather flee.
T is for rolling Twenties, not uncommon.
T is for Taking chances, NOT HIS D&D!

S is for statistics, he quotes them often,
U is for Uvid, the way he likes his ladies,
C is for Carrying rocks, it's a strategy!
K is for not Killing, when we could flee!
S is for Stealing horses, NOW THAT'S D&D!

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Maps

The World of Povos
The Island of Nameless
The Greatship Magdalene
Dusaro
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Rules

Economy of Povos (GPLs and Stuff)
Rules for Running a Business (modification from DMG2)

Followers

Summary Spreadsheet (Enable Macros)

Eunuch Bodyguards
The Jews

Businesses & Underling Jobs

Current XLS

Other

The Grainway Family
Balerion, the "Black Fled"